It has come to my attention that strange items have been left in
certain letterboxes in the Portland area. Further items may possibly
be left in more boxes in the near future. I am currently in
possession of one such item. I do not know the significance, if any,
of these objects. I presume that the objects may contain information
of interest to the letterboxing community but that is speculation on
my part and if true I have not yet had the wits to decipher any such
information. I believe the items to be identical, but am not
certain. I am instructed to inform finders of the objects that,
after studying the object, it should be given to another letterboxer
or placed into a letterbox. I am further instructed to pass on the
following:

Stumped, are you Willard? Perhaps you should visit Jack. He is
lonely having only had a few visitors since I last saw him quite a
while ago. He is apparently tired of fast food, asking me,
"What's for Dinner?" It may be wise to head to the
metallic mountain via the path of seven, but be careful; the count
may be off as the fallen alder leaves have obscured the way.

Please make no attempt to elicit further information from me. I am
not at liberty to disclose the little additional information about
the item I possess. I will not return email.

Dick Noone